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Post by Amanda@Equus on Jul 27, 2012 0:07:21 GMT -5
@heather: You should never underestimate the power of penises in a community overrun by estrogen.
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Post by Jenny Blades on Jul 27, 2012 0:09:46 GMT -5
@heather: You should never underestimate the power of penises in a community overrun by estrogen. So true Amanda! Power to the Penises!
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Post by Gentle Giants Estate on Jul 27, 2012 0:52:49 GMT -5
Oh gosh this whole thread is making me lol XD
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Post by Niki@Equus on Jul 27, 2012 1:12:47 GMT -5
aaand some of you may know this saying - /FACEPALM
I love this community, have I mentioned this before?
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Post by Heather@Equus on Jul 27, 2012 1:20:54 GMT -5
@heather: You should never underestimate the power of penises in a community overrun by estrogen. Very, very true LOL
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Post by Thunder Ridge on Jul 27, 2012 1:35:27 GMT -5
...is it wrong that I'm almost giddy that someone is doing this? XD My poor band stallions will be very grateful to have some... balls.
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cmar
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Post by cmar on Jul 27, 2012 1:56:25 GMT -5
Hi, everyone, I'm Cmar. Honestly when Christina contacted me about this I wasn't happy, because there's a guy on SSX and MTS who's bugged me repeatedly to make penises for toddlers, children, all the animals, and basically anything that moves in the Sims, plus a long list of other stuff that once seen cannot be unseen. But, when I read this thread I LOLed so hard that now I want to do this. So. The problems are: Accessories are doable but have the shortcomings you guys all mentioned, plus the difficulty of coloring them correctly. A mesh default replacement like the ones for male human sims is not practical because the game uses the same meshes for male and female animals. I'm thinking a morph might be a good approach, either a simple morph of the body mesh as in the attached screengrab, or possibly a default replacement with extra parts hidden inside the body and moving into place when morphed. A script to automatically add the morph to males is also possible, and maybe a regional marking to make the parts colorable. I'm leaning towards the simple morph - fewer chances of problems and I'm really not into doing anything elaborate and detailed anyway. Bad enough now I have to start Googling pics of horse testicles. BTW I'm a member of the estrogen brigade myself. ;D Attachments:
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Post by Heather@Equus on Jul 27, 2012 1:59:20 GMT -5
Cmar you are my hero!
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Post by Walden@Equus on Jul 27, 2012 1:59:38 GMT -5
Imagine someone going through your internet history. "WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT HORSE BALLS?"
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Post by Nathan Hayes on Jul 27, 2012 2:07:06 GMT -5
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Post by Thunder Ridge on Jul 27, 2012 2:10:01 GMT -5
All stallions thank you. XD
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Post by cmar on Jul 27, 2012 2:12:10 GMT -5
Imagine someone going through your internet history. "WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT HORSE BALLS?" MY THOUGHT EXACTLY.
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Post by Dimitri Dane on Jul 27, 2012 2:12:39 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you realize you might have to explain to someone else in the room why you're playing a game that allows you to customize a horse's wang with sliders.
...Best thing.
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Post by Nathan Hayes on Jul 27, 2012 2:15:52 GMT -5
Imagine someone going through your internet history. "WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT HORSE BALLS?" MY THOUGHT EXACTLY. This is what incognito is made for. Duhhh.
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Post by Vanderburg Sport Horses on Jul 27, 2012 2:17:39 GMT -5
That awkward moment when you realize you might have to explain to someone else in the room why you're playing a game that allows you to customize a horse's wang with sliders. ...Best thing. ^this
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